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The Six-pack!
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This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Adam talks to God.
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Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...