Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...