The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...