How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...