The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...