Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...