What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...