Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...