My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...