Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...