What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...