Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!