Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...