Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...