Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...