The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...