Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...