Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...