A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...