Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...