Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...