Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...