Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...