slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...