The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...