Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...