The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...