My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...