Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...