Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...