AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...