Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...