Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...