Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...