New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...