A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...