Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...