Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!