Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...