Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...