Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...