Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...