Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...