Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...