Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...