An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...