Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...