Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...