Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...