Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
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Blow In Their Ear
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The Secret Diary of a Cat
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...