The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...